awe beans | she/her | 19
her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily
to his horror? weak shit. outta my way gayboy im boutta get it
all of our trobles seem so small from up here
if willy really wanted the teens to listen to his evil monologue he should’ve held up a video of subway surfers
good omens is wild bc like what do you mean the angel and the serpent from the garden of eden made heart eyes at each other for six gazillion years in the most ridiculously messy situationship of all time, broke up in an equally ridiculously messy manner despite never actually being together at all, and then the season ended with basically a wink and the camera and a “by the way jesus is coming back” like that’s normal
rewatching campaign two is nuts sometimes bc why the fuck did essek look at caleb Like That every time they spoke like matt did not have to do that
right after nimona pretends to be ambrosius to get the footage of the director, actual ambrosius storms in and starts to say the same stuff that nimona was saying, literallly word for word.
so now im just imagining a world where nimona and ballister didn’t get there before ambrosius did, where the director actually killed him
i like how Marisha talked about how good the guest character intros were for team issylra on the last four sided dive as if Beau’s initial character description of “i put on makeup like two days ago and im like yeah it’s still holding up” hasn’t stuck with me for literally years
